graveyard; the pc version of the mean girls writing lief a horrible riddle message

[vipmix]

[fyi because i made the pc i get to decide that they're all sitting in a circle bent over numerous papers as they write drafts and come up with terrible ideas. in pajamas. possibly with food and drinks. it's a slumber party!!!! for douchebags!!!

have fun.

Josh is currently tapping the paper with his pencil in thought]

I know how he deals with riddles, but how is Lief with anagrams?

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[chessking]

[ ... ]

Crude, but it works.

[ so!! he's going to write "unarmed" on the paper and circle it in pencil ]

She's a fighter too, isn't she. Something about fighting unarmed? [ another pause, since lucina wanted to walk back into the fucking jungle to fight everyone for that blade??? ]

... I suppose we'll need to remind everyone that listening to the Sirens is a bad idea?

[ his tone is very "why do we have to do this" like. just. WHY in general. ]

[fragmento]

That is awful. Absolutely awful.

Let's use it.

[ another wave of hand. ]

Mmhm. In case the Sirens play up the martyr act.

[vipmix]

[what self-satisfied smirk that his pun is gonna get used there is none]

So we're at three coded messages in one letter. [hmmmm] Would Lief know hangman?

[chessking]

[ none at all. none!!! ]

If we tried to split the messages up something would probably get lost in translation since they managed to even fuck up 2 truths and a lie.

[ ... a pause.... ]

There are people who could probably guess what it is.

[ aka those not from bullshit medieval canons. ] ... a sentence should be difficult enough for it to get past the censors.

[ doubt? what doubt are you talking about!!! ]

[fragmento]

[ jacopo doesn't see anything? ]

Letters and blank spaces paired together don't require much explanation. He'll be fine.

[ he taps at his chin. ]

A sentence, hm. What should we tell them? Something as simple as "KILL THE SIRENS"' will make them feel as though we have an agenda.

[vipmix]

[josh was about to suggest something, but then jacopos line just...]

... Are you implying we don't?

[it's a deadpan look and tone with extreme judgmental undertones]

[chessking]

[ ... just. stares at jacopo ]

... why else would we be sitting here??

[ salty victim club just judging ]

[fragmento]

[ CAN Y'ALL FUCKING JUST!! ]

...Fair point.

[ :/ ]

Fine, what sentence will we be communicating then?

[vipmix]

A message about not listening to the Sirens should do, shouldn't it? It's our current biggest issue.

[aside from. being dead]

[chessking]

[ also the fact that half the island would jump to the defence of the sirens???? smh people, think!!! ]

More importantly, not to listen to whatever nonsense about the volcano spirit that they seem to be pushing. Siren's song, as it is. Lest we have people throwing themselves at them begging to be killed for the good of the island.

[ hahaha the irony. shut up don't call him out about this ]

"Listen to the Siren's song and you will drown?"

That should be vaguely cryptic enough to pass the censors but Lief should be able to figure that out.